The Saga of Horatio - Part II

"Sir! Sir! We've got a problem!" the page yelled, running down the hallway. 'Talk." said Horatio. "Remember that Gorilla from t.v. that could ask for pickles using sign language?" asked the page. "Were they dill or sweet pickles?" asked Horatio. "Dill." replied the page. "Anyways, he's been kidnapped!" he added. "What a sour fate!" lamented Horatio. "His kidnappers are the evil chicken lord Fowl Play, and his evil sidekick, Bad Egg! And they say that they will kill the Gorilla unless they are given one metric ton of silver!" said the page. "And let me guess - you need sterling hero to save the day?" asked Horatio. "Challenge accepted!"
Horatio arrived at Fowl Play's evil underwater chicken coop fortress. The base was heavily guarded so Horatio activated stealth mode. However, some evil henchmen still spotted him because of their anti-stealth-o-matic-sonar-detector. "Halt!" they yelled. "What is your intention!" "Oh, I'm just passing by." replied Horatio. "Or should I say - passing DIE!" and he whipped out his bronco blaster and schooled them. However, this commotion caused him to be spotted by an evil underwater submarine blaster sled. The blaster chased Horatio for a while, until Horatio crashed into a contrete wall. "Dam!" he exclaimed.So Horatio got out his second bronco blaster and activated dual wield and fried the evil submarine."I guess now, you're an evil underwater submarine blaster DEAD!" he said. Then he activated beast mode and stormed into Fowl Play's evil underwater chicken coop. "Get Down!" Yelled some henchmen in alarm, as Horatio came crashing through the wall. "No, get DROWN!" retorted Horatio, as water came gushing into the evil chicken coop and suffocated the lungs of the henchmen. The water flowed in, and flooded and sinked the entire coop. "Fowl Play was prepared, but not prepared enough." said Horatio. "He had everything in his evil chicken coop - except for the kitchen SINK!" Horatio then spotted Fowl Play's evil escape capsule getting away. Fowl Play and Bad Egg jeered at him from the rear escape-capsule window. "Birds of a feather - DIE TOGETHER" said Horatio and he blasted the escape capsule with his bronco blaster and schooled it.