Horse

A horse is a horse, of course, but some horses are extraordinary. Horatio was one of those horses. By day, a fiercely competitive racetrack favorite, and by night, as the mysterious superhero spy, Super Avenging Steed Enigma Turbo Omega. One day Horatio was sent on a mission in Milan to investigate an evil arms dealer named Delia Armstrong. After a wild day of partying with young fillies, Horatio decided it was time to infiltrate Delia Armstrong's base. Horatio went in posing as a mail deliverer horse. The large, imposing, steel front door was heavily guarded by a large, burly man from 1800-Dial-a-henchman. "Halt! What is your intention?" the henchman ased Horatio. "I'm delivering some letters for you." said Horatio. "And those letters are D, I and E!" and Horatio bashed in the henchman's face in with his repeated hoof blows and killed him. He then used the henchman's card key to open the steel door. Some henchmen spotted Horatio as he entered the compound. "Hey you! How did you get in here!" they demanded of him. "I walked in through the front." replied Horatio. "Of your FACE!" and he threw the other henchmen's card key at them, disorienting them, he then took out his handy dandy bronco blaster, and blasted the henchmen away. He then cut off their skin and wore their skin as a disguise and used it to sneak into Delia Armstrong's office. "Do you have an appointment?' Delia asked him. "No, but you have an appointment." said Horatio. "With my hoof!" and Horatio clocked her in the forhead and ripped her head off and ate it. But something was wrong - her head wasn't chewey enough. He looked down and realized that she was really a robot!. Suddenly the doors locked, and the floor gave way to shark-infested waters. Horatio clung to the wall for dear life. A sinister voice started breaking into malicious laughter. "Muhahahahahaha! The mighty Super Avenging Steed Enigma Turbo Omega has fallen into my trap!" said the sinister voice. "Night Mare! The evil Horse Supervillian, the Scourge of Stallions, the Fowlest of Foals!" exclaimed Horatio with illuminating realization. "Alas, we meet again!" replied Night Mare. "And this time I have you trapped. What are you going to do, run to your mama?" inquired Night Mare evilly. "Mama said knock you out!" cried Horatio, and he activated his powers of mega-horse super-flight and flew over to Night Mare and ripped him in half. "Another job well done." said Horatio.