The Saga of Horatio - Part II (Revised)

"Sir! Sir! We've got a problem!" the page yelled, running down the hallway. 'Talk." said Horatio. The page wasted no time. "Remember that Gorilla from t.v. that could ask for pickles using sign language?" he asked.  "Were they dill or sweet pickles?" inquired Horatio. "Dill." replied the page. "Anyways, he's been kidnapped!" he added. "What a sour fate!" lamented Horatio. "His kidnappers are the evil chicken lord Fowl Play, and his evil sidekick, Bad Egg!" lamented the page. "Heavens to Betsey!" exclaimed Horatio. "Thats not all - they left a ransom note! I'll email you a copy." informed the page. Horatio recieve the email on his iphone 4s and read the following ransom note:

wE haz cOCo De geurillA. no mOr picKelz fUr cOco unleZZ i rEcievE oNe mEtric tUn oF siLver bY midKnight.

Yours Truly,
Fowl Play

"Well, I guess Coco needs a sterling hero to save the day! Challenge accepted!" said Horatio.

After Horatio had geared, he activited stealth mode and starting casing Fowl Play's evil underwater chicken coop fortress. Unfortunatley for Horatio, Fowl Play had come prepared. Fowl Play's evil chicken suit henchmen were able to effortlessly detect Horatio's presence with their anit-stealth-o-matic horse detector. "Halt!" cried one of the henchmen. 'What is your intention!" Horatio put on his most innocent face. "Oh, I'm just passing by." he said meekly. "But you - are passing DIE!" and he whipped out his bronco blaster and voporized the henchmen. Horatio started to zap more henchmen when an evil underwater grade-A submarine horse-hunter tank started chargin him! The tank's evil anti-horse forcefield delflected Horatio's bronco blaster shot with ease, casing them to ricochet into nearby henchmen. "I'm gonna make like an excorsist-" said Horatio, "-and get the hell out of here!" Horatio activated speed mode to attempt to get away, but the tank activated turbo speed mode and was slowly closing in on him. Suddenly, Horatio crashed into a concrete wall. "Dam!" he exclaimed. Horatio then had an idea: he activated horse biceps omega mode and used his mechanical horse-pecs to lift up the dam, and bring it crashing down on the horse-hunted tank.

Horatio glanced at his mega-ultra-decimator watch, and saw that the time was 11:55. "Oh my! Only five minutes before that poor gorilla's final pickle!" exclaimed Horatio. In desperation, Horatio activated berserker mode and came crashing through the wall of Fowl Play's fortress. "Get Down!" the henchmen yelled in alarm, as Horatio came crashing through the door. "No, get DROWN!" retorted Horatio, as water came gushing into the evil chicken coop and suffocated the lungs of the henchmen. The water flowed in, and flooded and sinked the entire coop. As the entire fortress came crashing down to the bottom of the ocean, Horatio spotted an evil-turo-omega escape capsule that had the nerve to think that it could get away from him. Horatio swam up to the capsule and enetered it. In it was Fowl Play and Bad Egg. "Birds of a feather - DIE TOGETHER" cried Horatio and he activated dual weild schooled the duo with double bronco, saving the day yet again.

THE END